Community Notice: Historical Reenactment vs. Actual Fun

[Cypher]

Community Notice: Historical Reenactment vs. Actual Fun

Right, let's clear this up before someone accidentally walks into a scout hall and ends up spending three hours listening to a retired geography teacher explain why the French cavalry charges at Waterloo were technically sub-optimal.

We are aware there is another local outfit operating under a similar banner in the Greenock and District area. To save everyone involved a profound amount of awkwardness, please note: they are strictly historical only.

If your definition of a good evening involves painstakingly painting eighty identical pewter buttons on a 15mm Prussian infantryman, calculating historical weather gradients, and arguing about brigade formations from 1815, by all means, knock your socks off. We wish them and their beige cardigans all the best.

However, if your hobby actually requires a tape measure, a mug of coffee, and rolling forty-two dice to see if a chainsword can cleave a seven-foot genetically modified super-soldier in half, you are in the right place.

We deal in heresy, green skin, giant robots, and actual sci-fi and fantasy nonsense. If you try to debate the muzzle velocity of a 12-pounder smoothbore cannon on our tables, we will feed you to a Tyranid.

Carry on.